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Weihnachtstime

for Anglizismenfreude

When the last Kalender-sheets
flattern through the Winterstreets
and Dezemberwind is blowing,
then ist everybody knowing
that it is not allzuweit:
she does come – the Weihnachtszeit!

All the Menschen, Leute, people
flippen out of ihr warm Stuben,
run to Kaufhof, Aldi, Mess,
make Konsum and business.
Kaufen this und jene things
and the Churchturmglocke rings.

Manche holen sich am Tannchen,
when this brennt, they cry „Attention!”
Rufen for the Feuerwehr:
“Please come quick to loschen her!”
Goes the Tannchen off in Rauch,
they are standing on the Schlauch.

In the kitchen of the house
mother makes the Christmasschmaus.
She is working, schufts and bakes
the hit is now her Yoghurtkeks.
And the Opa says als Tester:
“We are killed bis to Silvester!”
Then he fills the last Glas wine,
yes, this is the Christmastime!

Day by day does so verging,
and the Holy night does come.
You can think, you can remember,
this is immer in Dezember!

Then the childrenlein are coming
candle-Wachs is abwarts running.
Bing of Crosby Christmas sings
while the Towerglocke rings
and the angels look so fine –
well this is the Weihnachtstime!!!

Baby-eyes are big and rund,
the family feels kerngesund
when unterm Weihnachtsbaum they`re hocking then nothingcan them ever shocking.
They are so happy, are so fine –
this happens in the Christmastime!!!